Posted on 20 July 2012.
An ‘ugly’ woman walk into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, “Good morning ma’am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?”
The ugly woman stops yelling and said, “Hell no they are not, one is nine and the other is seven. Why the hell would u think they’re twins, Are you blind, or just stupid?”
The clerk replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid ma’am, I just can’t believe someone would ‘makeout’ with you twice!”
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