REWARD offered for information that leads to finding lost car. It was last seen driving in the Salem area. Several witnesses said they saw the car disappear into a hole in the road. “The road just seemed to swallow up the car” observers remarked. After searching and probing the depths of the hole, officials said they would continue searching in other deep holes in the hope the car would eventually come to the surface.
In other news, bids are being considered for landscaping the larger holes. Proposals to plant flowers and stock the holes with fish during the rainy season are welcome. Other ideas under consideration include turning the holes into wishing wells. Tourists and residents could make a wish and toss a coin into the hole. In addition, it has been suggested that several holes would be suitable for watering livestock. Comments are welcome.
Bohica
