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Posted on 27 January 2012.

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!
Our phones – wireless!
Cooking – fireless!
Cars – keyless!
Food – fatless!
Dress – sleeveless!
Youth – jobless!
Leaders – shameless!
Relationships – meaningless!
Attitude – careless!
Wives – fearless!
Feelings – heartless!
Education – valueless!
Children – mannerless!
Everything is becoming LESS But still, Our
Hopes are – Endless.
In fact, I am speechless!

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